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Thursday, August 5, 2010

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By a roguish koala is going to murder me

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a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meAugust 5, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Huh!
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a big scary shark wants to eat my head off (junior reporter)August 5, 2010 at 5:53 PM
What in the heck? You don't make a tree bark! It's a dog barking!
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they want to kill us

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