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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Giant Scary Albino Pancake (fish)

By a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill me

This creature was recently discovered off the coast of Bangladesh. It is called the Giant Scary Albino Pancake (fish). It eats krill and cameras. If you see one, SWIM AWAY!

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