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Monday, August 2, 2010

TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO @#$% WITH SHARKS (#1)

By a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill me
It's Shark Week! The Discovery Channel will be feeding you a bunch of cockamamie reasons why you should love sharks and make them your pet. Don't get complacent!

Reason #1: They kill humans.
Illustrated by a big scary shark wants to eat my head off (age 5)
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  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    Dear NPGOIOTKM, I had a lot of emotions when I first read your news article...shock, dismay, confusion, itchyness, more shock, then finally terror. Yes, terror. I, too, have watched shark week and think they not only want to eat my head off, but also the head of anything else that moves or is in it's way. Why you ask? Because they can, that's why. Sharks live in the ocean, we do not. I think they prefer to keep it that way.
    What's the purpose of my letter you ask? I was wondering actually if you plan to do a piece on puppies anytime soon...they are diabolical and their rampage of terror must be stopped.

    Thanks for listening.

    Signed,
    Confused and itchy in West Michigan

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  2. a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meAugust 2, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    OMG! A comment! A comment!!!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    No only a comment, a darn near dissertation.

    How does one who does not have a profile go about getting a profile?

    Sighned,
    C&IIWM

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  4. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    p.s. who knew sharks had eyelashes? Not me...

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  5. a big scary shark wants to eat my head off (junior reporter)August 2, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    That is not a human. That is a fish.

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  6. a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meAugust 2, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Thank you for the clarification, a big scary shark wants to eat my head off. It sort of looks like a person to me though.

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  7. a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meAugust 2, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    p.s. Anonymous (if that's you're real name), try https://www.google.com/accounts/

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  8. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    ANPGOIGTKM, is all of this just you commenting to yourself under 3 different names?
    You can't fool me...
    Sincerely ABFAAE

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  9. a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meAugust 2, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    That would not be out of character for me, AMBAAE, but "Anonymous/C&IIWM" is somebody else. (I think.)

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