If you smell like their piss they'll spare your life. I think this is the case with other forest animals as well, so just to be on the safe side I'd wear a variety of pisses before trekking out into nature. Nature just sounds better and better all the time, doesn't it?
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If you smell like their piss they'll spare your life. I think this is the case with other forest animals as well, so just to be on the safe side I'd wear a variety of pisses before trekking out into nature. Nature just sounds better and better all the time, doesn't it?
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