A North Pacific Giant Octopus Is Going to Kill Me!


Today I was given a very graphic glimpse into my future, courtesy of the twisted vision and deft illustration skills of the talented Sharon McGill at McGillustrations.

Oh well, looking forward to that scuba-diving trip next weekend.

Kitten Thinks of Nothing but Murder All Day

You've probably been wondering how to spread the word about they want to kill us. Well, sending our link to all your friends and family would be the best way, but this t-shirt from The Onion isn't a bad second choice.

Petite Lap Giraffes

"It all started when Great Grandfather Nicolas escaped circus with best friend Alex, the giraffe. The rest they say is history. For the next century our family have made business of Petite Lap Giraffe breeding here in Russia. We welcome you to visit Sokoblovsky Farms, just 80 kilometers outside Krasnodar."

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

Educational and very well narrated.

Twittering Reptiles

If you live in New York or anywhere with news, you probably know about the Egyptian cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo last Saturday. Well, today it was found, so this post isn't really breaking news so much as history or whatever. Sorry, we've had other things on our minds, like the war on Libya and the discovery of world's worst song ever.

Anyway, while on its bender, the snake created a Twitter account, and it is terrific! We hope it keeps posting even now that it's back under lock and key. Sssssss.