WTFish?

Okay, God. I get this. Great job.



 But could You please explain this to me?




 Why? What do we do with this? Are we supposed to eat it? I don't think anyone of us are going to eat it, I mean, we named it a 'blobfish.' Are we supposed to enjoy looking at it? I don't enjoy looking at it. Please tell us what we're supposed to do with this horrible, I mean, currently misunderstood creature, and we'll get right on it. My theory? Satan put it here to question our faith in your creation abilities. (Again, if You created this, I'm sorry...we just don't get it yet.)

oink

Today is National Pig Day. You have been alerted!

High Score

Everyone knows that frogs are one of our fiercest predators and also notoriously untrustworthy. Which is why we here at they want to kill us were not suprised at all at the outcome of this ill-advised game of lick-the-iPhone.

Ok, maybe a little surprised.

Pets

A Roguish Koala Is Going to Murder Me shared this with me today, and as a parent of an almost-seven-year-old, I have nothing witty to say about it. Except that I now know what to get my almost-seven-year-old for her birthday.

Altruism

If we can touch just one person inappropriately, it's all worth it.

Bad Ideas: Number 2

Two hours ago, we were alerted by one of those tracking device thingies that our friend and former coblogger A Roguish Koala Is Going to Murder Me went into a place called "The Koala Party Exchange Parade Supply Shoppe." It is not known whether he went in willingly or by force.

We will update you as we hear more.

Bad Ideas: Number 1

Remember that orca that killed its captor trainer back on the first day we started our blog? Sea World is bringing it back! I know, right? This stuff writes itself!

huh!