WWCSD?

If Carl Sagan were attacked by a band of itinerant feral dingos, what would he do?

1. Gaze at them thoughtfully and expound on the possibilities of terraforming and colonizing Mars.
2. Pull a rose out of the lapel of his tan corduroy blazer and stab them in the paws in a disturbing, surprise illustration of DNA.
3. Steal their babies.
4. Die.