Well, we did not see this coming.
Scientists have discovered a new species of squid lurking in the depths of the Indian Ocean. It floats about beguilingly, lighting up like a fancy squid-shaped glow stick, then squirting water from its mantle through its siphon, propelling itself straight forward at speeds up to 20 mph to do horrible, unspeakable chiroteuthid things to you.
specimen of new scary giant squid, probably one of its ears
This is a sad day here at they want to kill us, especially for our VP of research, whose neighbor recently died. We will try to do a better job in the future, but we can't make any promises.
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