Secondly, you can't drink your beverage with a straw. What's the fun of that?
On an animal note, whose brilliant idea was it to put all of our deadliest enemies within chatting distance of each other, with nothing more to do all day than mull over the fact that they are in cages and plot the collaborative overthrow of our species?
Yes, for the record, they want to kill us is against zoos, and we invite you to help us in our guerilla campaign to release the animals to the streets, where we will all be safer.
You "may" be married? That's vague.
ReplyDeleteAs far as letting the animals out on the streets, shouldn't this be part of a multi-armed (hehe) initiative to distribute heavy artillery, machetes, tomatoes, eggs, and Sarah Palin masks to the vulnerable public *first*?
Dear "Sarah Wallace,"
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think.
Sincereley,
A North Pacific Giant Octopus Is Going to Kill Me