Land mammals and marine mammals have historically kept their collaborations secret, holding any clandestine strategy meetings only under cover of night. However, in a frightening and surprisingly ballsy development yesterday, a Connecticut deer hopped into an aquarium seal tank in the middle of the day.
"This is unprecedented and should not be taken lightly," says Egbert Fitzsimmons, mammal conspiracy expert. "For a land mammal to approach a marine mammal in the light of day in front of live onlookers, there can only be two explanations: Something major is about to happen, or they've just lost all sense of decorum. Either way, we are totally screwed."
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According to Norwalk Aquarium representative Dave Sigworth, a crowd of people surrounded the indoor/outdoor seal tank at around 1:45 p.m. for a public feeding when the deer made its move. "The deer swam across the river and came up to our courtyard. Much to its surprise, and the surprise of everyone around, it jumped right over the wall into the seal exhibit." The staff was able to sequester the seals in the indoor portion of the aquarium, and while the deer never actually made physical contact, it is not clear if it was able to communicate its message nonverbally before it was ushered back out into the suburbs or wherever it lives.
"This is unprecedented and should not be taken lightly," says Egbert Fitzsimmons, mammal conspiracy expert. "For a land mammal to approach a marine mammal in the light of day in front of live onlookers, there can only be two explanations: Something major is about to happen, or they've just lost all sense of decorum. Either way, we are totally screwed."
For more information about this incident, please feel free to look it up.
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