Tree Shmanimal Limbricks

Bat Mittens
There once was a bat from Valhalla
who moved to a flat in Botswana
but when he arrived
he cringed and imbibed
some shots with a vapid iguana

Blue Jay Soufflé
One day a blue jay named Abe deceased
and later became a savory treat
for ants and some slugs
who danced and cut rugs
amidst nibbling that amazing feast

they want to be killed
You would lose if you're chased by forty
Freddy Cougars and Gator Voorhees
so don't waste your breath
just choke nature's neck
until all of your veins are thorny