You've probably been wondering how to spread the word about they want to kill us. Well, sending our link to all your friends and family would be the best way, but this t-shirt from The Onion isn't a bad second choice.
Animals are great. We love them. But here at they want to kill us, wehave uncovered a disturbing truth: they want to kill us. This site will shine a light on the other side of animal cruelty, the dark underworld of dancing dolphins and killer koalas.
We may not save your life, but we will never, ever tear your limbs off with our teeth.
“I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that, secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”
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