There is only one Pinta Island Tortoise left in the world. His name is George. Once George is dead, that's one less species we have to worry about.
Now, about the pictures. Which one of those animals do you believe you are most likely to be killed by? Here's a hint: Don't go with the obvious answer, however, don't go for the "trick question" answer.
Animals are great. We love them. But here at they want to kill us, wehave uncovered a disturbing truth: they want to kill us. This site will shine a light on the other side of animal cruelty, the dark underworld of dancing dolphins and killer koalas.
We may not save your life, but we will never, ever tear your limbs off with our teeth.
“I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that, secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”
Hambone?
ReplyDeletethe choice is clear:
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I've decided for my upcoming birthday I want to turn into a female pinta island tortoise instead of a giant galapagos tortoise.
ReplyDeletea roguish koala is going to murder me, would you tell our readers if George wants to kill us?
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