Who the F*ck Is Steve Irving?

Since the launch of this blog, people have been asking me to write about some guy named Steve Irving. Irving was supposedly murdered by a stingray. First of all, never heard of this guy. Secondly, experts claim that he was killed by the spine of this stingray, well, stingrays don't have spines. They have claws.

Of course, stingrays, like all animals, want to kill us. However, a stingray only uses its claws in self-defense against other stingrays who are using THEIR claws in self-defense from the initial attack of the first stingray who felt threatened and became defensive.

Steve Irving was not a stingray, he posed no immediate threat TO a stingray, and in my honest opinion, he was a huge asshole.