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Friday, February 26, 2010

Haiku

By a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill me

seven silvery

seals encircling: "let's make

it look like an AARRT!"

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a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meFebruary 26, 2010 at 11:11 PM
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