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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

And Now a Message from Our Sponsor...

By Anonymous


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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Before you concerned citizens and delusional animal lovers write us at "They Want to Kill Us", please know that the parakeet pictured above is only pretending to be dead, and has signed a model release. No parakeets were harmed in the hasty photoshopping of this ad.

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  2. a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill meMarch 2, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    BRILLIANT! I'm so glad little octopus junior won't have to fear creepy parakeets anymore. And we needed the ad revenues! Well done, amuse-bouche!

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  3. a roguish koala is going to murder meMarch 3, 2010 at 4:58 AM

    How does it work?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 3, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    It's a 2 step process. There's a spray to fill all cracks and parakeet entry points in your home, of which i'm sure there are many. And for that one parakeet that manages to barge its way in, the scalp ointment works just like flea medication for a dot. Just a drop or 2 on your kids head and the parakeet will die shortly after landing. Yet, apart from some very pre-mature balding, it's relatively safe for humans. For trips outdoors 5 drops of ointment are recommended. Blindness may occur in some children. A small price to pay.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 3, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    I mean a "dog" not a dot. It doesn't let me edit comments. wah.

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