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Friday, August 26, 2011

Joke of the Day

By a north pacific giant octopus is going to kill me

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
- Steven Wright

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they want to kill us

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“I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that, secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”

- Jack Handy, animal expert