Happy Labor Day: Watch Your Back

Today is Labor Day. You know who never takes a vacation? The Panamanian Golden Frog.

Here's what you need to know if a Panamanian Golden Frog shows up at your barbeque:

1. It uses its little hands to wave at other Panamanian Golden Frogs. Sometimes these waves are friendly, but sometimes it means they want to kill us. I don't know the difference.
2. It's not really a frog. It's a toad.
3. For @#$%'s sake, don't lick it!
4. Wearing white is now considered ok after Labor Day, but probably not to a funeral.