Yes, humans are animals, and animals want to kill us. Especially the children, so that they can replace us. Special secret studies have shown that people who don't have kids live longer and also get to do more things that they want to do. Still, even they will one day be replaced by a younger and cuter human.
People have also been asking me (offline, where it's safer) what to do about certain animals wanting to kill them. I really don't know. I wish someone would make the blog "they want to kill us and I know how to save you" because that would be much more helpful than this one. However, whenever possible, I will look stuff up for you!
p.s. I will post soon about raccoons, which as you know, are currently our biggest threat.
Raccoons depend on our garbage, so they'd never kill us. You don't shoot the golden goose, NPGOIGTKM!
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